20 Rules of High School

On Monday, I was incredibly not interested in my math class, so I created a list of Murphy's Law related rules of high school.

1. The kid with the most annoying voice will ask the most questions
2. The worst teachers teach the hardest subject
3. Whoever you don't like will always sit next to you
4. If you have a seat you like, the teacher is going to move you in the next 1-2 weeks
5. Teachers conspire to have all their tests on the same day
6. That kid who insists on coming to school sick will cough all over you and get you sick
7. If you take your sweater off for one second, that will be the one second you get dress coded
8. If you finally find a really cute shirt, you will most definitely see someone wearing it the next day
9. That one weird kid will be in ALL of your classes
10. Good classes always go the fastest, boring classes NEVER end
11. The class after lunch always has the strictest bathroom rules
12. There will always be at least 2 boys in you math class that everyone wants to kill at some point
13. If your teacher or teacher's wife is having a baby, your year will be filled with weird subs, mood swings and complaints
14. Classes should almost always be dropped if any type of student teacher is involved
15. Participation points will either give you a 125% or make you fail
16. The one night you don't read: pop quiz
17. Catching any type of illness will cause a change reaction of time-consuming group projects, making up a large percentage of your grade, in all of your classes
18. Calculator batteries only die on the days of tests
19. How fidgety a person is is directly correlated with the squeakiness of their desk
20. The day you decide to spend your class period making a list will probably be the day before a test

As you see I'm not particularly attentive in class. You know what else I can't deal with at my school? Those kids that take off their shoes in class and walk all around the classroom. I don't care if they're wearing flip-flops, they're going to get staph from stepping on a staple or something. It's even more gross when they're wearing tennis shoes, they are making the room smeel. Yuck.

On a lighter, but still school related note, this:

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just kidding, I don't actually use lol

Cheers,
Cayla

P.S. I made a Country station on Pandora. They are all about being rough around the edges and drinking too much beer/tequila/whiskey with their friends on Friday nights, but they have a country cutie who loves them for them, but also may have a slight drinking problem. Maybe they should all get that checked out. Oh, and they can also fix your car, so there's that.